..they will come. Lo and behold, pumpkins! Available right here in our local commissary for only $.35/lb. and you can get your very own mini-pumpkins or bumpy gourds for the low, low price of $1.65 each! Oh, and if you want any Indian corn, bring your $2.55. Per ear.
A bargain they aren't, and they come with a bonus of slightly moldy stems, but the those big cardboard boxes brimming with a hint of fall are a sight for sore eyes.