Conversation with Wyatt:
Me: What are you saying? I can't understand you.
W: It's from Kai-Lan (the show is entitled "Ni Hau Kai Lan" or some such thing on Noggin. You know, preschool on tv that's teaching our kids Mandarin)
Me: I don't know Kai-Lan. What can you tell me about Kai-Lan?
W: She's Kai-Lan.
Me: Well where is she from?
W: Kai Lan is from Messigo!
Obviously you get what you pay for with that free, self-proclaimed "preschool on tv". Let's hope the school we're paying for in the fall will teach him something more useful.