Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Maybe it's Just Me

But this little gem from this morning's crime reports made me chuckle:

Four 22-inch chrome wheels, a touchscreen head monitor and a GPS unit, all valued at $2300 were reportedly stolen from a car in the 6700 block of Broad Street at 4:12am Tuesday.A passenger side window was also broken out, and several obscenities directed at "Terry" were scratched into the paint. "Terry" is unknown to the owner of the vehicle.
So let this serve as notice to the thief: you picked the wrong hoopty to steal wheels from, because Terry drives a different one.

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