In case I wasn't descriptive enough about the clientele at our local Wal*Mart (p.s. when did they change the dash to a star? or has it always been a star?)...
Me: blah, blah, blah (chattering away about nothing)
Laurie: ha ha ha! (because I'm funny)
Random Older Woman (to Laurie): excuse me, could you please show me a hairbrush that's good for long hair? (sidenote: we're not actually in the hairbrush aisle)
Laurie: oh, sure! (because she's nothing if not overly nice) Are you just looking for a basic brush or something more for drying...
R.O.W.: well, yes, just a basic brush.
Laurie: okay, well this is just like the one I use (picking out a nice, basic paddle brush)
R.O.W.: oh, mm hmm, do you think there's one that's a little smaller? (pause) It's for someone in prison.
Need I say more?