I can't believe I forgot to post this little gem yesterday.
I was strapping Wyatt into his carseat and just making small talk (probably to keep him from smacking me in the face - a favorite trick when he's already squirrelly).
Me: It's a very special day for America. We're electing a new president and it's a big election. People all over the country are voting and choosing who they want to be the next president.
Wyatt: Yay! Woohoo! New president! (pause) I want to play with it.