I think your site is fabulous and you always have the perfect gift for all occasions so I'm sincerely hoping you can help me out. I can't find the category titled, "I'm sorry my kid just pooped his way across your basement" and I desperately need a little something that conveys this message. You see, Red Envelope, my sweet toddler seems to have a desperate fear of the potty and/or a control issue and got himself into a real bind (no pun intended) so we did what any loving and concerned parents might do and slipped him a laxative. I swear the label said it was gentle and the pharmacist agreed it was the right thing to do, you know, since he was running a fever from it. Well, it seems he had too much of a good thing and it just all came to an ugly end at my sister's house tonight.
So can you help me out? Perhaps a lovely gift-wrapped box of paper towels, carpet cleaner and disinfectant? Oh, and something really fresh-smelling like a pretty blooming plant might be nice, too.
Thanks for your help,