"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse broken sleigh. HEY!"
"Rudolph the red deer nose...huh?"
And to anyone wondering, he is not really that worried about what our Elf on a Shelf has to say to Santa, or at least he's not acting as though he is. He does, however, repeatedly ask Froo (that's our elf's name, per Wyatt) to tell Santa that he'd like a real helmet and a real football. I have a sneaking suspicion that Santa will come through. And that there's some real tackling and real getting hurt to come in 2010.