Recent gems from Wyatt:
"Hey Mom, wouldn't it be cool if we had Millie and a koala bear?"
In the car, after he asked in an outside voice whether our cashier was a girl or a boy:
Me: Girls can have short hair. It doesn't mean they aren't girls.
W: Oh. Well, why?
Me: Because sometimes they like it that way. Should I cut my hair short?
W: Yeah! And then you could be a girl painted like a boy!