Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Heebie Jeebies

You know a spider is insanely huge when Lisa, lover of all things natural and organic, puts up zero resistance while I unload half a bottle of Ortho Home Defense on its leggy nastiness. Despite it being outside her house, it was truly too close to home for me to tolerate.

People, if that thing showed up in my house, I would probably wet myself.

6 comments:

Susan said...

I believe that you would wet yourself. We've all seen the "spider in the vicinity" dance!

Mom said...

I want more details--diameter, color, distinctive markings, aggressive??

Dad said...

PaRon needs to buy Wyatt a bug barn for his spider collection

Kristen said...

Is that really how you spell "heebie jeebies?"

Lisa said...

I've been thinking about this....you will hold a 100lb SNAKE but a spider that, in theory, I could have smushed with my shoe freaks you out. I have a new idea, buy a snake for a pet, we'll name him Marty, he will eat all the spiders, and it will be a more natural/organic solution to our pest problem.

susan said...

I think Lisa's idea is great. It is completely baffling to me that you can hold that snake but the spider is an issue. I could have nightmares about that snake for the rest of my life.