Me: Wyatt, do you remember the days of the week?
W: Yes. Monday, Tuesday, Threesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, bubble bath Sunday!
W: I can't find my hockey ball!
Me: Well, look in your room and under my bed.
W: I can't find it. It's not there (high drama, fyi, with much whining and pouting).
Me: We can just play with another ball.
W: But I want my hockey ball!
Me: Well, honey, I know you think I'm magic and I can find it, but this is what happens when things don't get put away where they belong. I really don't know where it is so let's just play with a different ball.
W: But you are magic!