Life Rocks: Benevolent Dictator

Things I Never Thought I'd Have to Say

no hand-to-hand combat
standing on a stool wearing heels isn't a good choice when you're two
please stop pulling on his ears
please don't fly airplanes into your sister's head
we don't eat sticks
no naked gymnastics
please take your fingers out of my nose
no high sticking your sister
no more missiles in the kitchen
stop hitting with your quesadilla
don't hurdle your sister
there's no kicking in bowling
stop vacuuming your sister
please don't put stickers on the dog
please don't eat the ottoman
you may not prop your lollipop on the couch
there's no tackling in basketball
no airplanes in your nose
pick up all your pasta before we leave the house
don't chew on the table
run. in circles, back and forth, with Millie, whatever. just go run.
corn is for eating. please don't rub it on your neck.
don't climb the refrigerator
sit next to your plate, not on it
don't lick the couch